BitBook is the social networking site for Bitizens, based on the real life Facebook. Bitizens post comments on BitBook about their daily lives in the tower, alongside other remarks and jokes. BitBook posts can be read by clicking on the BitBook button (seen on the right) in the game menu, or the dark blue notification that shows in the bottom left corner in-game.
As of version 3.0.0, players have the ability to make their own posts on BitBook. These posts can be seen by friends who have added them. All posts, regardless of who wrote them, display a random number of likes between 0 and 41 (between 0 and 9 prior to version 3.0.0). Some posts make references to a fictional website and domain in Tiny Tower, bit.bk.
Prior to version 3.0.0, a red circle would display the number of unread posts, which is no longer the case. BitBook posts made by bitizens can be turned off in settings if the player finds them distracting.
Below is a continuously updated list of game created posts that may appear in the BitBook.
A Note About Editing[]
- Refrain from adding duplicate posts! Use your browser's search function (usually ctrl + F) to check if the post hasn't been added already.
- When adding a post, make sure it's under the appropriate header category and that it's alphabetized for easier page navigation.
- Use <Floor name> in place of floor names, <Bitizen name> in place of bitizen names, <Pet name> in place of any mentioned pets and <Bit.bk link> in place of bit.bk links.
Around the Tower[]
Lobby[]
- Could we get a snack machine or something in the lobby?
- Drop everything! There is a Squirtle in the lobby!
- I think I left my phone in the lobby, anyone down there hear it ringing?
Elevator[]
- Do not try riding the elevator while standing on your head.
- Does anyone know the last time this elevator was inspected?
- How do you get the elevator to go? Divine intervention?
- I do have stairs in my house but I would rather take the elevator.
- If we were thinking with portals then we wouldn't need these elevators.
- Is it just me or are the elevators getting faster?
- It took me 27 trips in the elevator to move all my stuff into Tiny Tower!
- My commute to work is killing me! I wish we had more than one elevator.
- OMG who controls these elevators? They should be fired!
- Seriously, what is up with these elevators?
- That elevator "ding" is going to drive me crazy eventually.
- These elevators are almost like a carnival ride :)
- These elevators really aren't built for more than one person.
- They need to get some faster elevators in this place.
- Whoops, I just dropped my pants down the elevator! Not a laundry chute...
- Wow the new elevator is awesome.
New Floors[]
- Did it really take that long to get a <floor name>?
- Did someone mention there was a new <floor name> opening?
- Everyone come visit me, we have a new <floor name>!
- Everyone tells me I should go work at the new <floor name>.
- Going on a date to the new <floor name>. Wish me luck!
- Going to the new <floor name>, will post my impressions.
- Go to the new <floor name>!!! They just opened it!!!
- Has anyone in the building checked out the new <floor name>?
- How many times have I said they should open a <floor name>?
- I am going to own this <floor name> in 10 years. Just watch!
- I wonder if the new <floor name> is hiring?
- It seems like the <floor name> is always busy.
- Just ran into my friend from school at the new <floor name>.
- Just stopped by the new <floor name>.
- Just when you thought Tiny Tower couldn't get any crazier... *BAM!* <floor name>!
- LOL, they just opened a <floor name>, not even kidding.
- Me and my friends are headed over to the new <floor name>.
- The new <floor name> is going to be my favorite place ever.
- These <floor name's> are popping up all over the place.
- They finally opened up the new <floor name>!
- They just built a <floor name> in my building.
- This new <floor name> is going to change everything!
- This new <floor name> should help liven up the place a bit.
- Ugh, a <floor name> just opened here :(
- Who the heck is going to go to that new <floor name>?
- Weird, they built a <floor name> in my building.
- Wow, never seen a <floor name> here before.
- Yay, we got a <floor name>! Yayyyyyy :D
Living in the Tower[]
General[]
- Aaaaaaaaahh! Help, I'm falling off Tiny Tower! Help!
- Anyone else watching fireworks from the roof tonight?
- Anyone in Tiny Tower know the password for the WiFi?
- Anyone in Tiny Tower notice a bit of a draft?
- Can you believe it's been 5 years since the first Tiny Tower was built? I feel old.
- Does anyone else live in Tiny Tower? I am new to the building.
- Does Tiny Tower have a pickle factory?
- Everyone in this tower is so friendly!
- Got some tickets to a whale rodeo... Only in Tiny Tower!
- Hard to believe someone built this tower pixel by pixel.
- Hello, new to the building. Hope it's nice here!
- I am going to make Tiny Tower great again!
- I can't find anywhere to fit my Jacuzzi in this new place.
- I like to rollerblade around the tower, it's much faster.
- I never thought I would live in a tower this tall!
- I only get 1 bar in Tiny Tower :(
- I remember when Tiny Tower was only a few floors tall!
- I think I left my phone somewhere in Tiny Tower... If someone finds it please call me!
- I think someone in the tower has a crush on me... no hints though!
- I'm freezing! Can't they turn up the heat just a little?
- I'm gonna visit every single floor today. Tiny Tower grand tour!
- I'm gonna visit every single floor today. Tiny Tower grand tour baby! WOOOO!
- I've always wanted to live in Tiny Tower and now here I am! :D
- Just saw a ghost! Tiny Tower is haunted by the spirits of evicted Bitizens!
- Is Tiny Tower leed certified?
- Loving my new digs at Tiny Tower! What a view!
- Moved into a new place called Teeny Towers or something like that.
- Renting at Tiny Tower until I have enough to move to Jumbo Tower.
- Seems like they are always building a new floor here. Enough is enough!
- So... is there actually any way to leave the building?
- Someone told me Jimmy Hoffa is buried underneath Tiny Tower. Who the heck is Jimmy Hoffa?
- Sometimes I feel trapped in this Tiny Tower.
- They need to install a Tiny Cell Tower in this place. Only 1 bar!
- They need to get some faster elevators in this place
- This new place is ok, I just don't remember things being so blocky.
- This place is fantastic, I think I am going to really enjoy it here.
- Tiny Tower has been voted best virtual building in Avatar Monthly magazine!
- Tiny Tower is a great example of pixel revival style architecture.
- Tiny Tower is nice, but can anyone tell me where the bathrooms are?
- Tiny Tower is nice, but it's no Fhloston Paradise.
- Tiny Tower is not a good place to walk your dogs people!
- Tiny Tower is the best! Seriously people, group hug time.
- Tiny Tower is the best! Seriously people, hug time.
- Tiny Tower is weird.
- Tiny Tower residents are the best. Seriously people, group hug time.
- Tiny Tower? They could have thought of a better name.
- What happens in Tiny Tower... No seriously, what happens in Tiny Tower?
- What is the alligator policy in this building?
- What is the llama policy in this building?
- What is the tiger policy in this building?
- What is the trampoline policy in this building?
- Why did I move into a tall building when I am afraid of heights?
- Why would anyone want to leave Tiny Tower?
- Without Tiny Tower I would be so bored!
- Wow, my new place in Tiny Tower is the bomb.
- Wow, this new place is really a dump!
- Wow, Tiny Tower sure has grown up!
- Wow, when they say Tiny Tower they aren't kidding.
- Wow, who decorated this place?
- Wow, you can see the whole tiny city from up here!
- Yesss, finally arrived in Tiny Tower. Hope my boss doesn't check my BitBook! I told him I have the mumps.
- You stay classy, Tiny Tower.
- You're all crazy! You didn't even welcome me! I'll find a new place, thank you very much.
Apartments[]
- At the new place, not sure it's up to code though. Where are the stairs?
- Been here for a day and some stranger just walks through my apartment.
- Can someone help me? I locked myself inside my apartment!
- Construction hasn't come out of the bedroom since move in. Hope everything's ok!
- Found my new apartment. Hey look, free food!
- Got to my new place, I need to move all my stuff. Any help? Please?
- Guys, my new place is awesome! You have to come over!
- Hey, whomever is in the floor above me - quiet down! I need my sleeps.
- Hmm, I don't remember what floor I live on...
- Hmm, I don't think it's supposed to rain indoors is it? Hotel staff needed on the <floor name>!
- I can see the mountains from my apartment! Nice view.
- I don't have a bed or a bathroom but at least I have somewhere to sit!
- I don't think that having one wall completely missing is up to code.
- I hope my neighbors are nice, I just moved into Tiny Tower.
- I need a place with more windows.
- Just got to my new place, it seems like a lot of cool people live here!
- Just moved in, finally somewhere quiet to practice my bagpipes.
- Just moved in, party at my place! Bring chips & dip.
- Lets watch the game at my new place! Someone just needs to bring a TV.
- My new apartment already had stuff in it! Is that normal?
- My new apartment is nice, but the people here are sort of weird.
- New place, hopefully I can find a new job too.
- Ok, who covered my entire apartment in tin foil? Not funny guys.
- Ok, who filled my entire apartment with packing peanuts? Very funny...
- So far no roaches or rats in my new place.
- Space is tight in my new place, might cancel the line dance party.
- Why does my new apartment smell like cheese curls?
Roommates[]
- <Bitizen name> hasn't come out of the bedroom since the move in. Hope everything's ok!
- <Bitizen name> is always using the phone :(
- <Bitizen name> just moved in and already ate all of my Jello. Not good.
- <Bitizen name> just moved in and brought a huge stuffed bear.
- <Bitizen name> just moved in, party at our place! Silly hats only.
- <Bitizen name> my new roommate is really awesome. New friend!
- Already got in a fight with the new roommate <Bitizen name>. :(
- Another new roommate. <Bitizen name> seems like a cool cat though.
- I can already tell that me and <Bitizen name> are going to be best buds.
- I can't stand the new roomie <Bitizen name>'s hair! It makes me so mad!
- I hope my neighbors are nice, I just moved into Tiny Tower.
- I hope our new roommate <Bitizen name> is cool.
- I hope that <Bitizen name> is ok with sleeping on the couch. I need 2 beds.
- I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a frog.
- I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a ninja.
- I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a vampire.
- I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a zombie.
- Is it just me or is <Bitizen name> acting a little supicious?
- Is it possible to have more than 4 roommates?
- Is that bagpipes coming from <Bitizen name's> room? Please no!
- My neighbor sings in the shower and they have zero talent.
- My new roomie <Bitizen name> brought home food. Hello new best friend.
- My new roomie <Bitizen name> is a complete slob, yuck!
- My new roomie <Bitizen name> is so organized <he/she> sorted our cereal boxes.
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> acts like a robot.
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> cleans all the time, lucky me!
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> is afraid of the letter Q
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> is hilarious! LOL!
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> keeps breaking my Star Wars figures.
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> smells like cheese. Delicious!
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> tells terrible jokes constantly.
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> used to work in the circus!
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> wants to grow corn in the closet!
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> wont stop playing Pocket Frogs.
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> won't stop watching reality TV.
- My new roommates don't like my feather boas, I can tell :(
- My roommate <Bitizen name> snores with the power of 10 chainsaws.
- My roommates are so mean to me and write that I look silly in my panda PJ's.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> has a lot of feather boas. Not going to ask.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> has the appetite of a sumo wrestler.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with cat photos.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with crystal figurines.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with lawn gnomes.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with pictures of kittens.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> needs to get a job, stat!
- New roomie <Bitizen name> shares my apprectiation of fine cheese curls.
- New roommate <Bitizen name> has excellent taste in roommates.
- New roommate <Bitizen name> seems a bit off, but at least the rent gets paid.
- Our new roommate <Bitizen name> asked if we had a trampoline...wow.
- Our new roommate <Bitizen name> eats nothing but marshmallows!
- Our new roommate <Bitizen name> has a cat that can do math.
- Since my roommate <Bitizen name> moved in my pants have gone missing.
- The new roomie <Bitizen name> has a huge TV! Woot!
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> has 17 cats, or it smells like it.
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> is afraid of the letter Q.
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> is always using the phone :(
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> keeps looking at me funny.
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> really likes my bow ties.
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> wants to grow corn in the closet!
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> won't stop playing Pocket Frogs.
- The only thing my new roommate <Bitizen name> owns is a rubber chicken.
- This new roommate <Bitizen name> had better be nicer than the last guy.
- We are gonna party all the time with <Bitizen name> living here now.
- With our new roommate <Bitizen name>, we can finally play Mario Party.
Adopting a Pet[]
- Anyone know a good place I can walk my pet <pet name>?
- Do you think a <pet name> would get along with a <pet name>?
- Hope they let me bring my new pet <pet name> to work with me!
- I couldn't decide between a pet <pet name> or <pet name>, so I got a pet <pet name>!
- I love my new pet <pet name> to death!
- I wonder what the return policy on this <pet name> is...
- Looking for tips on house-training a pet <pet name>!
- Maybe I should have done some research before adopting a pet <pet name>?
- My new pet <pet name> is eating everything in my apartment!
- My <pet name> and I are BFFs!
- Nobody tell my roommate about my new pet <pet name> OK?
- Pretty sure everyone is jealous of my new <pet name>...
- They said I'd never be able to handle a pet <pet name>. Can't wait to prove them wrong!
- This new pet <pet name> is seriously adorable!
- Trying to train my pet <pet name> to fetch my slippers...
- Uh, guys? I can't find my new pet <pet name> anywhere!
- You will never believe the pet I just got...
Birthdays[]
- Birthday bash at my place! Bring chips and dip.
- Birthday bash at my place, silly hats only!
- Birthday party at my house, no presents please! Just kidding! Bring them.
- Can we do pony rides at my birthday party?
- Did anyone know that it is my birthday today?
- Everyone start singing happy birthday to me, starting...now!
- For my birthday I am going to soak in the tub and read a book.
- For my birthday I am going to stay home and play games.
- Go me! It's my birthday!
- Gonna have a birthday party for yours truly.
- Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!
- Having a pizza party for my birthday.
- I hope I get some new games for my birthday.
- I hope someone got me a new phone for my birthday!
- I hope someone got me a new TV for my birthday!
- I want an ice cream cake from Scoops for my birthday..
- I wonder if anyone knows it's my birthday...
- I wonder if we can fit a bouncy castle in here for my birthday...
- I'll give you a hint, it's my b--thday.
- Ice cream and cake cake cake! Birthday time!
- Is attending their own birthday party.
- It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
- It's my birthday people!!! Come on!
- Picked up some chips and dip for my birthday bash tonight.
- Somebody had better remember my birthday bash tonight.
- Somebody had better remember my birthday today.
- Someone pinned the tail on me at my birthday party.
- We are going out to celebrate my birthday. Come join us!
- Who wants to take me out for my b-day? Someplace nice!
Seasonal events[]
- Also see Seasonal Events
Christmas/New Year[]
- <Bitizen name> just moved in, holiday party at our place! Silly hats only.
- A snowman just came in with the sweats to I gave them a prescription for some chill pills.
- Bah, humbug!
- Been storing a snowball in my room fridge just for today!
- Brrrr! I heard it might hit 60 degrees today!
- Come on down to the <floor name>, we got great stocking stuffers.
- Do you want to build a snowman?
- Doing crazy holiday business at the <floor name>!
- Either Santa is on the roof, or they are finally fixing the air conditioning! I'm excited for either one!
- Everyone at the <floor name> deserves a holiday bonus!
- Everyone ready for the holidays?
- Fa la la, fa la la - la la la.
- Feliz navidad!
- Getting a head start on the new year by setting the clock forward.
- Good thing I came into work, Santa is here at the <floor name>!
- Got up to my new place, I need help to put up the tree. Any help? Please?
- Happy holidays!
- Happy holidays everyone!
- Happy holidays to all my coworkers at the <floor name>!
- Hard day of work over at the <floor name>, but holiday party is 2nite!
- Ho ho ho!
- Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas everbody!
- Holiday deals on everything at the <floor name>, stop on by.
- I can't believe it's already December!
- I can't find anywhere to fit my snowman in this new place.
- I guess this year turned out OK. Hoping for a little more pizazz next year.
- I hope I get all the toys on my list!!!
- I just got a present that was just some batteries with a note saying "Toys not included."
- I love this time of the year!
- I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is Santa Claus.
- I think there are some angry elves trapped in the ventilation.
- I try to stick to the four main food groups: Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
- I want an official red ryder, carabine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
- If someone gave me a partridge in a pear tree, I would tell them to get me a gift card next time..
- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. We are in a drought after all.
- Is that caroling coming from <Bitizen name>'s room? Please no!
- It seems like the <floor name> is always busy during the holidays.
- It's terrible sweater season!
- It's the most wonderful time of the year!
- Just fully stocked the <floor name>, going to be a busy holiday season.
- Just ran into some sort of elf flashmob.
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
- Lets make ginger bread houses, eat cookie dough, go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands!
- Lets watch the ball drop at my new place! Someone just needs to bring a TV.
- Make sure you mail your gifts out early so the post office has time to lose them.
- My holiday bonus this year was a membership to the "Jelly of the month club".
- My new apartment is nice, but the elves are sort of wierd.
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> acts like an elf.
- My new roommate <Bitizen name> sings terrible carols constantly.
- My parents had better get me a MyPhone this year... or a car!
- Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
- New roomie <Bitizen name> has the appetite of a reindeer.
- New to the building, if you hear someone singing carols it's not me.
- Not much to do here, guess I will just work on my Santa costume.
- Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.
- Our new roommate <Bitizen name> asked if we had deer food... wow.
- So much shopping to do...
- Someone keeps putting coal in my stocking?!
- Someone stole my snowman! It really tied the room together. :(
- Space is tight in my new place, might cancel the New Years Party.
- The <floor name> elves are getting it done.
- The new roomie <Bitizen name> has a huge tree! Woot!
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> has 17 reindeer, or it smells like it.
- The new roommate <Bitizen name> really likes my wreaths.
- The worst part of office holiday parties is looking for a new job the next day.
- There's no business like snow business!
- Tiny Tower is nice, but can anyone tell me where the chimney is?
- Tonight is supposed to be cloudy with a 60% chance of reindeer.
- Wearing holiday socks today, luckily nobody can tell.
- Wearing my Santa outfit today, totally turning some heads.
- What did Ronald Chump say when he had to let Santa go? You're sacked!
- Wintertime, and the livin's easy... Well, not as easy as summer I guess.
- Woot, just scored a seasonal job at the <floor name>.
Halloween[]
- Ah, so that's why you don't carve a pumpkin on your lap. What's the number for 911 again?
- Anybody having a Halloween party? I spent 6 months on this costume!
- Anybody want to play hide and shriek?
- Anyone met the twin witches that just moved in? I have a hard time telling which witch is which.
- Anyone seen that new b-movie about a bunch of possessed chickens? It's called Poultry-geist or something.
- Be warned, <Bitizen name> is planning on handing out floss on Halloween...
- Candy time!
- Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands...
- Did you just feel that? Spooky.
- Do you think 27 is too old to go trick or treating?
- For dinner I am going to make spookgetti and booberries. Topped with whipped scream!
- For Halloween I'm going to write "life" on a plain white t-shirt and hand out lemons.
- Hah! Just saw someone with a really great lion costume! At least I'm pretty sure it was a costume...
- Having a Ghostbusters movie marathon, let me know if you want to come!
- I <3 my mummy
- I heard that Mapple is coming out with the i-scream.
- I just saw a ghost! Tiny Tower is haunted!
- I'm dressing up as a Tiny Tower tourist for Halloween.
- I'm keeping all my blood safe in the blood bank during Halloween.
- I'm not sure if people are dressing up for Halloween or just dressing normally...
- I've seen a couple witches with bad road rage. Really flying off the handle...
- If anybody gives me a box of raisins for Halloween I'm going to leave them a nasty Yelp review.
- It's that time of year again, when I buy a big bag of candy and then end up eating it before I can give any out.
- Mmmmmmmm, candy corn!
- Oops! I made a boo-boo.
- Some mummies just need to relax and unwind a bit...
- Someone cracked my jack-o-lantern so I applied a pumpkin patch.
- Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the traveller has come! Choose and perish!
- This is Halloween, this is Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
- Totally doing the monster mash right now.
- Trick or treat!
- Trick or treat, smell my feet - give me something good to eat!
- Ugh, vampires are such a pain in the neck!
- What did people use to dress up as on Halloween before TV, movies and internet memes??
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
- What do you say during Halloween on Twitter? Trick or tweet!
- What is a zombie's favorite room in the house? I'm not sure, but I would definitely avoid it.
- What is that hairy stick thing I see all the witches carrying around?
- What is the best Italian dish to have on Halloween? Fettuccine afraid-o.
- What is the most popular social network for ghosts? Ghoulgle Plus!
- What should I dress up as this year?
- What the heck is a caramel apple?
- Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
- Where is the coolest place to vacation on Halloween? Lake Erie!
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
- Wow, this place must be as tall as the Vampire State Building!
Independence Day[]
- Anybody up for a rooftop barbecue?
- Anyone have spare lighter fluid for the BBQ? I'm down to my last gallon.
- Franks and beans!! Yay!
- Freedom isn't free, have you seen the price of fireworks?
- Give me liberty, or give me cake!
- Gonna have to get down to the park early to save a spot for the BBQ!
- Google says Independence Day was in 1776, but IMDb says it was in 1996!
- Happy BDay USA!
- Happy Independence Day to all 53 states!
- I can’t believe that movie with Will Smith in it has its own holiday?
- I love the smell of charcoal in the morning!
- I think instead of grilling this year I’m just going to sous vide some hotdogs.
- I'm going to need at least 7 more coolers for this weekend. Anyone have one I can borrow?
- Is there a waiting period to buy fireworks?
- My cookouts are so awesome that the entire fire department always shows up.
- OK, I have chips, soda, hotdogs, burgers, buns and beans. Ready for the 4th!
- Out of my mind. BBL.
- Share this post if you love America!
- Sure glad they kickstarted the USA way back when!
- Try grilling corn on the BBQ! I thought it would turn into popcorn but it doesn't.
- U.S.A! U.S.A!
- Welcome to Earth!
- Where do you buy all those little American flags?
- Why is American mustard called French's?
- Wow! I can't believe the United States is over 2000 years old! Happy birthday America!
Working[]
Getting Hired (low skill)[]
- Bah, new job at the <floor name> blows.
- Can't believe the <floor name> hired me, LOL.
- Don't think this <floor name> job is going to work out well.
- Dreading going to work at the <floor name> today. :(
- Gonna have to work at <floor name> until I pay off those shady guys in fedoras.
- Got a bad performance review at the <floor name> :(
- Got hired at the <floor name> even with my "creative" resume.
- Got hired at the <floor name>. Yay?
- Hmm, not sure I'm a great fit for the <floor name>...
- I am so unqualified to be working at the <floor name>.
- I got a fortune cookie a week ago that said soon you will find yourself in a <floor name>. Weird.
- I don't think I really fit in at the <floor name>.
- I hope I don't have to work at the <floor name> too long. :(
- I never thought I would end up working at a <floor name>.
- Need a job bad so I will have to work at the <floor name>.
- Oh boy, I don't know how long I am gonna last at the <floor name>.
- The only job I could find was at the crummy <floor name>.
- They don't pay me enough to work at the <floor name>.
- Ugh, I can't believe I have to work at the <floor name> all day.
- Work today at the <floor name>. Noooo!
- Working at the <floor name> now. Not thrilled.
- Worst job evar! (<Floor name>)
Getting Hired (high skill)[]
- Actually looking forward to working at the <floor name>.
- Everyone who works at the <floor name> is super cool.
- Found my missing sock and got a great job at the <floor name>!
- Found work at the <floor name>, I'm gonna fit in well here.
- Got a job at the <floor name>, super excited!
- I am the perfect fit for this new opening at the <floor name>.
- I can't wait to start at my new job at the <floor name>!
- I get to work at the <floor name>! I must be dreaming!
- I have always wanted to work at the <floor name> and now I am!
- Just got a job at the <floor name>, I'm so excited!!!
- Just my luck, I got a job working at <floor name>.
- Landed a gig at the <floor name>, it's the perfect fit for me.
- My new boss at the <floor name> actually seems pretty cool.
- Really digging my new job at the <floor name>. Swing by!
- Super happy to be working at the <floor name>! :D
- That's right, I work at the <floor name> :) Jealous?
- The <floor name> is the coolest job on the planet.
- The new boss at the <floor name> actually seems pretty cool.
- This new <floor name> job is going to be perfect for me! I hope they don't do a background check.
- Time to update my LinkedIn profile, new position working at <floor name>.
- Woot, just scored my dream job at <floor name>.
- Woot, just scored my dream job at the <floor name>.
- Working at the <floor name> is my passion. That and LOL cats.
- Working at the <floor name> is pretty much the perfect job.
- Working at the <floor name> now. This is the best job ever!
Busy/Stocked Floor[]
- <Floor name>: If it's in stock, we have it!
- <Floor name> has blossomed and is ready for bees.
- <Floor name> is one of the most popular places to visit in Tiny Tower!
- <Floor name> is red hot!
- <Floor name> is running like a well oiled machine.
- Better come quick if you want anything from the <floor name>.
- Bing bang boom, ready for customers at <floor name>.
- Come and get it! Everything available at the <floor name>.
- Come into <floor name> and I will hook you up.
- Come into the <floor name and I will give you a good deal.
- Come on down to the <floor name>, we got what you want.
- Come to the <floor name>, we have way too much stuff.
- Dang, things are buzzing at <floor name>!
- Doing crazy business at the <floor name>!
- Doing great business at the <floor name>, should get a raise!
- Doors open at <floor name>!
- Everything is ready to go over at <floor name>
- Everyone at the <floor name> deserves a raise!
- Finished stocking the <floor name>... can I have a break now?
- Fully stocked the <floor name>, now I can kick back!
- Getting mobbed at the <floor name>.
- Good thing I came into work, the <floor name> is slammed today.
- Great deals on everything at the <floor name>, stop on by.
- Hard day of work over at the <floor name>, who's up for a drink?
- High-fives to all my coworkers at the <floor name>!
- Holy smokes, the <floor name> is packed right now.
- I am personally inviting everyone over to <floor name>.
- I have never seen the <floor name> this busy.
- Impressive profits from the <floor name>.
- It seems like the <floor name> is never closed.
- Just finished stocking the <floor name>, should be set for a while.
- Just fully stocked the <floor name>, going to be a busy day.
- Just got a bonus for fully stocking <floor name>.
- Locked, loaded and ready for business at <floor name>.
- LOL, there is literally a line out the door of the <floor name>.
- Looong day of work at the <floor name>. Got a lot done though!
- Now would be a good time to stop by the <floor name>!
- Overstocked at the <floor name>, everything must go!!!
- Sweating my butt off stocking <floor name>. I deserve a raise!
- The <floor name> employees are getting it done.
- The <floor name> is a well oiled machine.
- The <floor name> is fully locked and loaded!
- The <floor name> is gonna rock around the clock tonight.
- The <floor name> is hot!
- The <floor name> is open for business, fully stocked!
- Things are going swimmingly at the <floor name>.
- Things seem to sell themselves here at the <floor name>.
- Thx to every1 for helping me stock the <floor name>!
- We are the best workers the <floor name> has ever had!
- We got tons of stuff done at the <floor name> today.
- We have anything you could want at the <floor name>.
- We have a pretty big selection of stuff at the <floor name>.
- We have been working really hard at the <floor name>.
- We've been working really hard at the <floor name>.
- We have so much stuff to sell at the <floor name>...
- We just got tons of stock in at the <floor name>.
- Woo! I'm employee of the month!
- Woo! I'm employee of the week!
- Woohoo! I'm employee of the week!
- Working hard and playing hard at the <floor name>.
- Wow, business is booming at the <floor name>.
Closed Floor[]
- <Floor name> is closed again!!!
- <Floor name> is still closed. Does that mean I can go home?
- Came to work at the <floor name> but nobody is here!
- Came to work at the <floor name> but nobody is here! Hello?
- Closing the <floor name>, the boss aint gonna like this!
- Closing up the <floor name>, hope I don't lose my job!
- Do I still get paid if the <floor name> is closed?
- Don't come to the <floor name>, we are closed.
- Got off work from the <floor name>, they had to close early.
- Gotta close up for a bit at <floor name>. Be back open soon!
- I hope I still get paid even though the <floor name> isn't open.
- I remember when we used to sell stuff at the <floor name>.
- I work at the <floor name> but it's not open today.
- Just sold out every last thing at <floor name>.
- Lights out! No more left at the <floor name>.
- Lights out at <floor name>.
- Out of stock at the <floor name>, shutting off the lights. :(
- Really slow at <floor name>. Playing Pocket Frogs, LOL.
- Sorry for the <floor name> being closed, hope to be open soon!
- Still waiting for the <floor name> to open.
- This floor is called <floor name> and it sucks because its closed today. D: (Rare)
- Uh, who turned out the lights at <floor name>? Kinda hard to work with no lights guys. LOL
- Waiting for a shipment at the <floor name>, will have to close up!
- Waiting to open the <floor name>. Any time now guys!
- When is the <floor name> going to open! I need to work!
- Whoops, somebody goofed. We have to close the <floor name>.
- Woa, the lights just went out here at <floor name>. Spooky! I feel like a bat. Squeak! Squeak!
- Would love to sell you stuff at the <floor name> but we're out!
- Yay, no work today! They had to close the <floor name>! :D
Random[]
- :P
- ;_;
- >_<
- #TinyTower #TowerLife #Elevated #DreamJob #VIP #FullyStocked
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- A farmer counted 196 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
- After winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, but apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.
- A golden ticket? What is this, Willy Wonka?
- A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
- A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu...
- A storm's brewing, I can feel it in my pixels.
- According to bit theory, at the smallest level the world is composed of nothing but ones and zeroes. Sounds pretty daft to me.
- Ack, I'm gonna be late for my spin class.
- All games should be free!!! Greedy devs.
- All I want is everything. Is that a problem?
- All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground...and miss.
- Always remember to bring a towel
- Am I pretty?
- Am I ugly?
- Ancay anyoneyay eadyray isthay?
- And now for something completely different.
- Anybody have a cup of sugar I can borrow?
- Anybody up for a roof party?
- Anybody up for a rooftop barbecue?
- Anybody want a peanut?
- Anyone here interested in putting together a poetry slam?
- Anyone here on BitBook?
- Anyone want to catch a movie tonight?
- Anyone want to form a band? I can play the accordian!
- Are dragons reptiles?
- Are mustaches really in style? I think they are gross.
- Auto-correct is my worst enema.
- Avocado
- Been looking for like 20 mins, I can't find a way out of the building!
- Beware of falling coins!
- Birthdays are fun, but too many of them can kill you.
- BitBook I <3 U
- BitBook is my alter eagle.
- Boss: why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!
- Bunch of sirens last night, heard that someone went into cadillac arrest.
- Buying 1 set of bagpipes, willing to spend around 200 coins.
- Can I legally change my birthdate?
- Can I order a pizza Gangnam Style?
- Can we, we keep, keep eachother company? #teambieb
- Can you take parakeets in the shower with you?
- Can you train a cat to know when it's your birthday?
- Can't decide if I'm a little bit country or a little bit rock n' roll.
- Can't stop posting on BitBook. I just ate a ham sandwich!
- Care for some gopher?
- Clones are people two.
- Decided to stop wearing my glasses... I've seen enough.
- Derp.
- Did anyone else see two little twin girls standing in the hallway? Creepy.
- Did anyone see the sunset this morning? Gorgeous!
- Did anyone watch the game last night? Wow!
- Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was spectacular!
- Did you hear about the frog's car breaking down? It had to be toad away....
- Did you know that the Mona Lisa was painted by Leonardo Di Caprio?
- Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference?
- Don't go Jason Waterfalls!
- Do u ever have a feeling so strong u know what your feeling is gonna come true?
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
- Do you think there are sharks in here? I'm afraid of sharks.
- Do we lose our cloud data when it rains?
- Does anyone else hear that music? I think I'm going nuts.
- Does anyone else play Disco Zoo?
- Does anyone feel like helping me put together some furniture?
- Does anyone have a B-Day coming up? I have way too much ice cream.
- Does anyone have some enchilada sauce I can borrow?
- Does anyone know the pet policy here? I have 2 Persian tigers.
- Does everyone have such tiny feet? Maybe it's just me...
- Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?
- Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9?
- Dog catching pancake video
- Domo origato Mr. Roboto.
- Don't hate the player, hate the game.
- Don't panic!
- Don't they ever change the music in this place?
- Drip, drip, drip. Someone needs to fix my faucet!
- Elevator race! First one to the roof wins!
- "Employees must wash hands"... Shouldn't everybody do that?
- Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
- Ever notice that nobody sits down? There are even chairs all over!
- Ever want to collect and breed frogs? Me neither. But if that's your thing, check this out: <bit.bk link>
- Everybody is having fun without me :(
- Everyone knows casino games are rigged. That's why I stick to playing the lottery.
- Experiment: Everyone jump up in the air in exactly 5 minutes.
- Feeling a little stiff today.
- Found a giant superball online, tempted to get one and drop it off the roof.
- Going to go camping up on the roof this weekend.
- Gonna get a tattoo, can't decide between a dolphin or a bowl of spaghetti.
- Gonna get in shape and take the stairs, anyone know where they are?
- Good news! I saw a dog today!
- Good news! I saw a rabbit today!
- Good thing it never snows here.
- Got ice cream on the couch. Just flipped the cushion over.
- Got my friend a new fridge for their birthday! Their face is going to light up when they open it.
- Got some tickets to a whale rodeo.
- Gotta bring home that bacon. Bacon is delicious!
- Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- Has anyone been to the Tiny Tower subreddit?
- Has anyone even gotten a Royal Flush before? I don't think it's possible...
- Haters gonna hate.
- Have you ever wondered if we all exist inside a computer simulation?
- Have you heard of this new "Bitter" thing? It's like BitBook but you are limited to 100 charac
- Have you seen what's up on the roof? It's pretty great.
- Hello? Is this thing on?
- Help, all the ants in my ant farm escaped!
- Hey! No bikes in the hall!
- Hmm, smells like asbestos!
- Honk if you love peace and quiet!
- How about that local sports team?
- How about the weather?
- How big is the specific ocean?
- How do u send a fax? I can't find it on the App Store.
- How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?
- How does this thing work? Testing 1-2-3. Hello world.
- Howdoyoudoaspace?
- How long do Bitizens usually live? Asking for a friend.
- How many bits would a Bitizen byte if a Bitizen could byte bits?
- How many Bitizens does it take to change a lightbulb? Because the light in my room burnt out, I would really like it fixed.
- How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.
- How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
- How to become a greatest walrus?
- Hypothetically, what do you think would happen if a horse ate a wallet?
- I always take my lucky duck with me to the casino.
- I am 100% sure that I am not completely sure.
- I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
- I believe that the world was born out of a little app icon. I know, sounds nuts.
- I believe that we were all born out of a little app icon. I know, sounds nuts.
- I bet they nerfed something in the last update...
- I bought a get better soon card for my friend. He's not sick, I just think he has a lot of room to improve.
- I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.
- I can't even tell what this thing in the fridge used to be.
- I can't find a decent hair jelly in this place.
- I can't find a good place to display my stamp collection.
- I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.
- I celebrate National Donut Day everyday.
- I challenge my neighbors to a duel. Water pistols at dawn!
- I couldn't figure out why a male sheep was called a ram, but then it hit me.
- I couldn't find chestnuts, so I'm roasting pistachios on an open fire.
- I deserve a treat, going out to dinner tonight!
- I did not just spit off the roof. Did not. I promise.
- I didn't think yoga would improve my posture, but I stand corrected.
- I didn't want to write a post, cause I didn't want anyone thinkin I still care I don't but, you still hit my phone up.
- I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
- I don't think, therefore I am not.
- I don't think my posts are going through...
- I don't think virtual reality will take off, reality is virtual enough already.
- I feel like dancing!
- I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- I feel like someone is watching over us.
- I, for one, like Roman numerals.
- I got this awesome game on my phone, it's called "snake".
- I had a dream that I was in a giant spherical space station built to destroy planets. I really need to lay off the sauce!
- I have a pen that can write underwater and other words too.
- I have read and agree to the terms and conditions.
- I heard they banned gambling at the zoo... Too many cheetahs!
- I hope my neighbors can't hear me singing in the shower.
- I hope nobody sees me taking my golf clubs up to the roof. Shhh!
- I installed 50 wireless chargers under my bed so that I wake up in the morning totally energized.
- I intend to live forever. So far so good.
- I just burned 2000 calories! My fault for leaving brownies in the over while I take a nap.
- I just got a new phone! Now to download Disco Zoo on it.
- I just got a new phone! Now to put my Pocket Frogs on it.
- I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!
- I just LOL'ed so hard I almost roffled my waffles.
- I just ran into a Bitizen that looked just like me! Maybe we are twins!
- I just saw someone flying a kite out their window!
- I just spit milk out my nose watching this Pocket Planes video! <bit.bk link>
- I keep having nightmares about a giant finger smooshing me. :(
- I know I got the right angle watchin over me cos the person next to me on the plane is acute!
- I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
- I like candy, bubblegum and taffy.
- I like smiling, smiling's my favorite!
- I like to imagine a soundtrack playing to everything I am doing.
- I live life by some simple rules: walk around, yawn, and blink.
- I LOLed, check this out: <bit.bk link>
- I love lamp.
- I love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever
- I love smiling, smiling's my favorite!
- I looooove BitBook.
- I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst.
- I need a date for this weekend! Anyone out there interested?
- I need a Maroon Tingo Anura, please help!
- I need a new hair style to mix things up.
- I need a plumber to fix my sink and save a princess.
- I need some new designer threads.
- I need someone to play hacky sack with. Any takers?
- I need to exercise more and keep my bits nimble!
- I need to learn to accessorize.
- I notice that a lot of people wear the same clothes every day.
- I really need some new shoes.
- I think I am coming down with a virus...
- I think I need a software update, I keep bugging out LOL.
- I think I saw Bigfoot on the next floor down!
- I think I saw Justin Beiber! Does he live here?
- I think I'm just going to lie on the couch all day.
- I think I'm turning Japanese... I really think so!
- I think the barber messed up my haircut but I can't seem to see the back of my head to check.
- I think there are some Angry Birds trapped in the ventilation.
- I think, therefore I blink.
- I thought cantaloupe was an animal? I was grocery shopping and I saw they had cantaloupe meat on sale but it was a fruit?
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
- I wanna polka!
- I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon!
- I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon! Till then I play Moon Drop.
- I want to believe!
- I want to book a flight to Goose Bay!
- I want to book a train trip to Lisbon!
- I want to book a trip to Fiji!
- I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, can I still drink orange juice?
- I wish BitBook supported Emoji :(
- I wish I had some new clothes :(
- I wish someone would buy me a cool costume...
- I wish someone would give me some new clothes!
- I would die without BitBook.
- I would kill for a hamburger right now.
- I would love to sit down. I just can't bring myself to do it.
- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
- If at first you don't succeed, call it a beta version.
- If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
- If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer!
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- If the big bang really happened, why are there no pictures of it?
- If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
- If you dropped a penny from the top of the tower it would take 6 seconds to hit the ground.
- If you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
- If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything.
- If you ride a horse to school, does the principle have to take care of it?
- If you see gum on the floor, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
- If we were thinking with portals then we wouldn't need these elevators.
- I'll bet you 10,000 bux that nobody will share this post.
- Im sick n tired of ppl. Uncorrectly using punctuation,
- I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
- I'm confused...wait...maybe I'm not.
- I'm freezing! Can't we turn up the heat just a little?
- I'm getting too old for this.
- I'm giving out my top secret bread recipe on a knead to dough basis.
- I'm having a terrible day. I don't want to talk about it.
- I'm having a terrible day. I don't want to talk about it... OK here is the whole story:
- I'm hungry like the wolf.
- I'm in a glass case of emotion!
- I'm livin out in Tiny Tower, I drive a sports car just to prove, I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on bux and shoes.
- I'm living out in Tiny Tower, I drive a sports car just to prove, I'm a real big baller cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on bux and shoes.
- I'm putting my life back together, bit by bit.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
- I'm not anti-social: I'm just not user friendly.
- I'm offering bagpipe, tuba and drum lessons. Only 10 coins per session!
- I'm selling Tiny Tower TShirts if anyone want any. Small and XXL only.
- I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
- I'm so mad that I just typed up a 2 page comment on a TouchArcade article!
- I'm terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
- I'm thinking about changing my outfit. What do you think?
- Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing.
- Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.
- Is a shrimp a baby lobster?
- Is anyone else constantly hearing background music?
- Is Canada a state???
- Is it anyone's birthday? I got way too much ice cream at the buffet.
- Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?
- Is it ok to bring jellybeans on a plane?
- Is lettuce basically crunchy water?
- Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
- Is there any way to order a pizza thru BitBook?
- Is <random integer from 1 to 999> a lucky number?
- Isn't the Magna Carta the ship Christopher Columbus came to America on?
- Isn't the NFL just for the United States?? How does New England have a team????
- It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
- It's a (tourist) trap!
- It's a trap!
- It's ok password, I'm insecure too.
- It's turtles all the way down!
- I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one.
- I've never seen the back of another Bitizen, is that weird?
- Jelly donuts? That goes without saying.
- Just disassembled every piece of furniture in my apartment.
- Just finished putting away stuff. Anyone seen my 26 foot python?
- Just got auto insurance! Now I just need to get a car.
- Just invented a game where you put a bunch of candy in a box and jump on it. I call it Candy Crush!
- Just passed someone on their way to the roof with a parachute.
- Just put my entire life savings into Mapple stock! Winning!
- Just saw a ghost!
- Just saw a zombie!
- Just so everyone's clear - I'm going to put my glasses on.
- "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Hakeem" "Hakeem who?" "HAKEEM IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAALLL!!"
- Kurt Cobain is that guy from Glee, right?
- Let it go, let it go! Cant hold it back any more.
- Let's see if this goes viral.
- Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
- Lets go hot water, I need to take a shower.
- Let the storm rage on! The cold never bothered me anyway....
- LOL
- LOL this totally happened to me on my flight here. <bit.bk link>
- Look at these hands! Are they small hands?
- Looking for an accordian player for our band. Moustache preferred.
- Lost my contact! Everyone look for a clear pixel on the floor.
- Lost my pet frog Wally. He is green and small. 100 coin reward if found!
- Lost my pet rabbit Wally. He is white and small. 100 coin reward if found!
- MMMMM!!! I just burned my tongue!
- MMMPH!! I just burned my tongue!
- My dog is going nuts with these fireworks every day.
- My dream is to be a lumberjack some day.
- My favorite James Taylor song is "Up on the Roof"
- My friend Eli is coming over later to help me install a French drain. Sacre bleu!
- My friend was just crushed by a bunch of books!!! I guess he only has his shelf to blame.
- My girlfriend said last night "You treat our relationship like some kind of game!" which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.
- My momma don't like you, and she likes everyone.
- My name's <Bitizen name>. And I care what you think.
- My neighbor is one bit short of a byte, if you know what I mean.
- My neighbor sings in the shower and they have zero talent.
- My neighbor won't stop blasting chiptunes all night long. Argh!
- My New Year's resolution is going to be Ultra HD.
- My posts keep disappearing. Stop censoring me NimbleBit!
- My printer won't print .gifs properly?
- My "resume" is just a VHS of me doing karate for 38 minutes.
- Need a cool costume, trying to change my look.
- Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
- Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
- Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
- New here, is there a book club?
- New Pocket Planes video: <bit.bk link>
- Nice weather we've been having. It's always a clear starry sky!
- Nice weather we've been having. It's always blue skies!
- Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
- Not a creature is stirring, not even a mous- oh wait, there's one. Time to call Rusty!
- Not much to do here, guess I will just pace back and forth for a bit.
- No one likes my feather boas I can tell.
- O_O
- OMG this cat game I just downloaded would be perfect for my friend Jared.
- Out of my mind. back in five minutes.
- Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
- Out of my mind. BBL.
- Out walking my pet fish.
- Parachute for sale. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Pass this massage on to 3 more people or u will have bad luk!
- Pass this messege on to 3 more people or u will have bad luk!
- Password
- People can be so two dimensional sometimes.
- People wearing sunglasses indoors: not as cool as you think.
- Please, neuter your pets and weird friends and relatives.
- Poker game at my place Saturday. Bring snacks.
- Poker game Friday night at my place. Bring snacks!
- Putting my life together, bit by bit.
- Q_Q
- Reading this awesome book called The Indian in The Cupboard.
- Rock n Roll baby! WOOOO!
- School is just a waist of money and time.
- Scientists have discovered sub-pixels! Mind-boggling!
- Selling 1 argyle sock, slightly used. Serious inquiries only please.
- Selling 1 brown sofa, slightly used. 150 coins, OBO.
- Selling 1 refrigerator, like new. Food not included. 300 coins.
- Selling 16 feather boas, assorted colors. Serious offers only!
- Share this post if you love BitBook!
- Share this post if you love Tiny Tower!!!
- Some people believe that we will live forever in the cloud.
- Some people have way too much free time...
- Some people repeat themselves too often.
- Somebody's boring me... I think it's me.
- Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
- Someone is tapping out Morse code on my water pipes.
- Someone keeps following me, or maybe they just live here.
- Someone keeps following me! He has black hair, a white jumpsuit and gold sunglasses.
- Someone keeps slipping rude drawings under my door?!
- Someone needs to tighten up the graphics to level 3...
- Someone recommended an app to me but it was 99 cents. I don't have that kind of money to throw around!
- Someone stole my rug! It really tied the room together. :(
- Something bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman.
- Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
- Sometimes I feel like all I do is pace back and forth all day.
- Sometimes I feel like such a blockhead!
- Sometimes I get the feeling that we are being watched.
- Sometimes I just feel so tiny, ya know?
- Sometimes I just want to Bitflix and chill.
- Sometimes I use big words I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
- Sometimes I wish I had more resolution.
- Sometimes I wonder about the other Bitizens that live here...
- Sometimes it feels like my life is in someone else's hands.
- Sometimes it's annoying being right all the time.
- Sometimes life sends you a blue shell.
- Sometimes you just have to pull your socks and yell "bumfuzzle"
- Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
- Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
- Stop yawning people! Get some more sleep, geeze.
- Storms a'brewin, I can feel it in my pixels.
- Summer is my favorite month!
- Superman got nothin on me!
- Surprise race! First one to the roof wins!
- TGIF! I think... Actually I have no clue what day it is.
- The commute to work is killing me :(
- The first rule of BitBook is: stop posting stupid stuff. No one cares.
- The future isn't what it used to be...
- The only job where you start at the top is digging a hole.
- The owls are not what they seem.
- The rent is too darn high!
- The sun will come out, tomorrow... Oh who am I kidding.
- The truth about elevators: <bit.bk link>
- The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
- There 'ain't no party like a Tiny Tower party, cuz a Tiny Tower party don't stop. (until your battery dies)
- There are only 10 types of people in this world...
- There are so many...interesting people living here.
- There are two kinds of people: those who finish what they start and...
- These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
- They say the universe is at least 150 gigapixels across...
- They say the universe is at least 150 gigapixels wide...
- This is special!!! <bit.bk link>
- This new app I got is so hard! It's unpossible!
- Think I'm just going to chillax by the pool today.
- Think they would let us start a veggie garden on the roof?
- To be, or not to be a horse rider. That is equestrian.
- To the person that invented the number zero, thanks for nothing.
- Today the crumbs, tomorrow the loaf.
- Tonight is supposed to be clear with lows in the 50's and a chance of coins showers.
- Trapped in phone, please send help!
- Trying to get a Caribbean steel drum band set up. Anybody play?
- Trying to get a Tiny Tower indoor wiffle ball league started.
- Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"
- Ugh, velcro is such a rip-off.
- Ummm.... What?
- Unsubscribe
- Was it called the dark ages because there were too many knights?
- Wash your ding-dang hands everybody!
- We are trapped in here I tell you!!! Trapped!
- We can't stop here. This is bat country.
- We need more goats.
- Wearing mis-matched socks today, luckily nobody can tell.
- Wearing my best oufit today, totally turning some heads.
- Wearing my lucky socks today.
- Welp, time to get ready for work. Ugh!!
- What did the chickpea say when she had a stomachache? I falafel!
- What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
- What do we want? Lunch! When do we want it? Around noon-ish preferably!
- What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
- What do you call a seagull flying over a bay? A bagel.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- What do you guys feel like tonight? I feel like a unicorn.
- What does it mean when someone says "meow" to you?
- What is cilantro?
- What is this?! A tower for ants??
- What is up with this weather?!! I feel like Venera 9!
- What in the world is a "dongle"?
- What in the world is a "PewDiePie"?
- What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
- What the heck? I just got hit on the head by a gold coin! Where did that come from?
- What the heck is a "yute"?
- What was more important than the invention of the telephone? The second one.
- Whats with all the guys with beards?
- What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
- What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels...
- What's with all the guys with beards?
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- When I dip, you dip, the result being that we both dip.
- When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors
- When the moon hits your eye that is 1 pixel wide, it's amore!
- Where can I buy a really big jar of peanut butter?
- Where can I find a race car bed in adult sizes?
- Where do I plug in my electric car?
- Where is the dislike button?
- Where the heck am I supposed to park my car?
- Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
- Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
- White-boards are remarkable!
- Who messed with the heat? It's like a sauna in here.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!
- Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing...
- Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy!
- Why do ballerinas always stand on their toes? Why don't they just get taller dancers?
- Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
- Why doesn't the Grand Canyon have rides?
- Why is everything so blocky? Not very child safe.
- Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
- With great reflexes come great response ability.
- Woah, just calm down people.
- Woooo, it's just me myself and I.
- Woot! Just won a free MyPad!
- Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
- Work work work work work work.
- Wow, I am soooo sleepy today! *yawn*
- Wow! Just saw someone that had to be at least 20 pixels tall!
- Yar har, fiddle di dee, being a pirate is alright to be, do what you want 'cause a pirate be free, you are a pirate!
- Yo!
- YOLO
- You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
- You can't have everything...Where would you put it?
- You know nothing Jon Snow.
- You lose one audio-book and you never hear the end of it.
One-Time[]
- Bruh
- I can't stop playing this new game FutureGrind! I think it is going to get me fired! <bit.bk link>
- Pre-register now for LEGO Tower! <bit.bk link>
- Tiny Tower is celebrating 10 years on the app store! Thanks to every player who has supported us over the last decade!
Notes[]
- Before version 3.0.0, some posts looked different. For example:
- Mm. I just burned my tongue.
- The <floor name> is closed again!!!
- Before version 3.0.0, there were fewer posts, song references and links to YouTube, application reviews and games, and no jokes.
- When you rename a bitizen, they would always post on BitBook after you rename them.
Gallery[]
Here's a few examples of some BitBook posts.