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*This new roommate <Bitizen name> had better be nicer than the last guy.
 
*This new roommate <Bitizen name> had better be nicer than the last guy.
 
*We are gonna party all the time with <Bitizen name> living here now.
 
*We are gonna party all the time with <Bitizen name> living here now.
*With our new roommate <Bitizen name>, we can finally play Mario party.
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*With our new roommate <Bitizen name>, we can finally play Mario party
 
* New roomie <Bitizen name> ate all the cereal. >:(
 
   
 
===Birthdays===
 
===Birthdays===

Revision as of 01:31, 18 June 2015

BITBOOK

BitBook is the social networking site for Bitizens, based on the real life Facebook. Bitizens post comments on BitBook about their daily lives, usually about their work, their room mates, or activities they do in their spare time. However, players themselves cannot post anything on BitBook. BitBook posts made by the player's Bitizens can be read by clicking on the BitBook button (shown on the right) in the game's Menu. A red circle will display the number of unread posts.

Below is a list of BitBook posts that may appear in the game.

A Note About Editing...

Please refrain from adding duplicate BitBook posts. If you want to add a post, use your Internet browser's search function to check if it hasn't been added here already. When adding a post, make sure it's under the appropriate header and that it's alphabetized for easier reading and organization.

<Floor Name> can be replaced with any floor name and <Bitizen Name> can be replaced with any Bitizen's name.

Around the Tower

Tiny-tower-bit-book

An in-game example of Bitizens posting comments on BitBook.

Lobby

  • Could we get a snack machine or something in the lobby?
  • I think I left my phone in the lobby, anyone down there hear it ringing?

Elevator

  • Do not try riding the elevator while standing on your head.
  • Does anyone know the last time this elevator was inspected?
  • How do you get the elevator to go? Divine intervention?
  • I do have stairs in my house but I would rather take the elevator.
  • If we were thinking with portals then we wouldn't need these elevators.
  • Is it just me or are the elevators getting faster?
  • It took me 27 trips in the elevator to move all my stuff into Tiny Tower!
  • OMG who controls these elevators? They should be fired!
  • Seriously, what is up with these elevators?
  • That elevator "ding" is going to drive me crazy eventually.
  • These elevators are almost like a carnival ride :)
  • These elevators really aren't built for more than one person.
  • They need to get some faster elevators in this place.
  • Whoops, I just dropped my pants down the elevator! Not a laundry chute...
  • Wow the new elevator is awesome.

New Floors

  • Did it really take that long to get a <floor name>?
  • Did someone mention there was a new <floor name> opening?
  • Everyone come visit me, we have a new <floor name>!
  • Everyone tells me I should go work at the new <floor name>.
  • Going on a date to the new <floor name>. Wish me luck!
  • Going to the new <floor name>, will post my impressions.
  • Go to the new <floor name>!!! They just opened it!!!
  • Has anyone in the building checked out the new <floor name>?
  • How many times have I said they should open a <floor name>?
  • I am going to own this <floor name> in 10 years. Just watch!
  • I wonder if the new <floor name> is hiring?
  • It seems like the <floor name> is never closed.
  • Just ran into my friend from school at the new <floor name>.
  • Just stopped by the new <floor name>.
  • LOL, they just opened a <floor name>, not even kidding.
  • Me and my friends are headed over to the new <floor name>.
  • The new <floor name> is going to be my favorite place ever.
  • These <floor name's> are popping up all over the place.
  • They finally opened up the new <floor name>!
  • They just built a <floor name> in my building.
  • This new <floor name> is going to change everything!
  • This new <floor name> should help liven up the place a bit.
  • Ugh, a <floor name> just opened here :(
  • Who the heck is going to go to that new <floor name>?
  • Weird, they built a <floor name> in my building.
  • Wow, never seen a <floor name> here before.
  • Yay, we got a <floor name>! Yayyyyyy :D

Living in the Tower

General

  • Anyone in Tiny Tower notice a bit of a draft?
  • Does anyone else live in Tiny Tower? I am new to the building.
  • Everybody in this tower is so friendly!
  • Hard to believe someone built this tower pixel by pixel.
  • Hello, new to the building. Hope it's nice here!
  • I can't find anywhere to fit my Jacuzzi in this new place.
  • I never thought I would live in a tower this tall!
  • I remember when Tiny Tower was only a few floors tall!
  • I'm gonna visit every single floor today. Tiny Tower grand tour!
  • I've always wanted to live in Tiny Tower and now here I am! :D
  • Loving my new digs at Tiny Tower! What a view!
  • Moved into a new place called Teeny Towers or something like that.
  • Renting at Tiny Tower until I have enough to move to Jumbo Tower.
  • So... is there actually any way to leave the building?
  • They need to install a Tiny Cell Tower in this place. Only 1 bar!
  • This new place is ok, I just don't remember things being so blocky.
  • This place is fantastic, I think I am going to really enjoy it here.
  • Tiny Tower has been voted best virtual building in Avatar Monthly magazine!
  • Tiny Tower is nice, but can anyone tell me where the bathrooms are?
  • Tiny Tower is not a good place to walk your dogs people?
  • Tiny Tower residents are the best. Seriously people, group hug time.
  • Tiny Tower? They could have thought of a better name.
  • What is the alligator policy in this building?
  • What is the tiger policy in this building?
  • Why did I move into a tall building when I am afraid of heights?
  • Why would anyone want to leave Tiny Tower?
  • Without Tiny Tower I would be so bored!
  • Wow, my new place in Tiny Tower is the bomb.
  • Wow, this new place is really a dump!
  • Wow, when they say Tiny Tower they aren't kidding.
  • Wow, who decorated this place?
  • Wow, you can see the whole tiny city from up here!
  • You stay classy, Tiny Tower.
  • You're all crazy! You didn't even welcome me! I'll find a new place, thank you very much.

Apartments

  • At the new place, not sure it's up to code though. Where are the stairs?
  • Been here for a day and some stranger just walks through my apartment.
  • Can someone help me? I locked myself inside my apartment!
  • Found my new apartment. Hey look, free food!
  • Got to my new place, I need to move all my stuff. Any help? Please?
  • Guys, my new place is awesome! You have to come over!
  • Hmm, I don't remember what floor I live on...
  • I can see the mountains from my apartment! Nice view.
  • I don't have a bed or a bathroom but at least I have somewhere to sit!
  • I don't think that having one wall completely missing is up to code.
  • I hope my neighbors are nice, I just moved into Tiny Tower.
  • I need a place with more windows.
  • Just got to my new place, it seems like a lot of cool people live here.
  • Just moved in, party at my place! Bring chips & dip.
  • My new apartment already had stuff in it! Is that normal?
  • My new apartment is nice, but the people here are sort of weird.
  • New place, hopefully I can find a new job too.
  • Ok, who covered my entire apartment in tin foil? Not funny guys.
  • Ok, who filled my entire apartment with packing peanuts? Very funny...
  • So far no roaches or rats in my new place.
  • Space is tight in my new place, might cancel the line dance party.
  • Why does my new apartment smell like cheese curls?
  • Poker game at my place Saturday. Bring snacks.

Roommates

  • <Bitizen name> hasn't come out of the bedroom since the move in. Hope everything's ok!
  • <Bitizen name> just moved in and brought a huge stuffed bear.
  • <Bitizen name> just moved in, party at our place! Silly hats only.
  • <Bitizen name> my new roommate is really awesome. New friend!
  • Already got in a fight with the new roommate <Bitizen name>. :(
  • I can already tell that me and <Bitizen name> are going to be best buds.
  • I can't stand the new roomie <Bitizen name's> hair! It makes me so mad!
  • I hope my neighbors are nice, I just moved into Tiny Tower.
  • I hope our new roommate <Bitizen name> is cool.
  • I hope that <Bitizen name> is ok with sleeping on the couch. I need 2 beds.
  • I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a frog.
  • I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a ninja.
  • I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a vampire.
  • I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is a zombie.
  • Is it just me or is <bitizen name> acting a little supicious?
  • Is that bagpipes coming from <Bitizen name's> room? Please no!
  • My neighbor sings in the shower and they have zero talent.
  • My new roomie <Bitizen name> brought home food. Hello new best friend.
  • My new roomie <Bitizen name> is a complete slob, yuck!
  • My new roomie <Bitizen name> is so organized she sorted our cereal boxes.
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> acts like a robot.
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> cleans all the time, lucky me!
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> is always using the phone :(
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> is hilarious! LOL!
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> smells like cheese. Delicious!
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> tells terrible jokes constantly.
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> used to work in the circus!
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> won't stop watching reality TV.
  • My new roommates don't like my feather boas, I can tell :(
  • My roommate <Bitizen name> snores with the power of 10 chainsaws.
  • My roommates are so mean to me and write that I look silly in my panda PJ's
  • New roomie <Bitizen name> has a lot of feather boas. Not going to ask.
  • New roomie <Bitizen name> has the appetitie of a sumo wrestler.
  • New roomie <Bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with crystal figurines.
  • New roomie <Bitizen name> is decorating the apartment with lawn gnomes.
  • New roomie <Bitizen name> needs to get a job, stat!
  • New roomie <Bitizen name> shares my apprectiation of fine cheese curls.
  • New roommate <Bitizen name> has excellent choice in roommates.
  • New roommate <Bitizen name> seems a bit off, but at least the rent gets paid.
  • Our new roommate <Bitizen name> asked if we had a trampoline...wow.
  • Our new roommate <Bitizen name> eats nothing but marshmallows!
  • Our new roommate <Bitizen name> has a cat that can do math.
  • Since my roommate <Bitizen name> moved in my pants have gone missing.
  • The new roomie <Bitizen name> has a huge TV! Woot!
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> has 17 cats, or it smells like it.
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> is afraid of the letter Q.
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> is always using the phone :(
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> keeps breaking my Star Wars figures.
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> keeps looking at me funny.
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> really likes my bow ties.
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> wants to grow corn in the closet!
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> won't stop playing Pocket Frogs.
  • The only thing my new roommate <Bitizen name> owns is rubber chicken.
  • This new roommate <Bitizen name> had better be nicer than the last guy.
  • We are gonna party all the time with <Bitizen name> living here now.
  • With our new roommate <Bitizen name>, we can finally play Mario party

Birthdays

  • Birthday bash at my place, silly hats only!
  • Birthday party at my house, no presents please! Just kidding! Bring them.
  • Can we do pony rides at my birthday party?
  • Did anyone know that it is my birthday today?
  • Everyone start singing happy birthday to me, starting...now!
  • For my birthday I am going to soak in the tub and read a book.
  • For my birthday I am going to stay home and play games.
  • Go me! It's my birthday!
  • Gonna have a birthday party for yours truly.
  • Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!
  • Having a pizza party for my birthday.
  • I hope I get some new games for my birthday.
  • I hope someone got me a new phone for my birthday!
  • I hope someone got me a new TV for my birthday!
  • I want an ice cream cake from Scoops for my birthday..
  • I wonder if anyone knows it's my birthday...
  • I wonder if we can fit a bouncy castle in here for my birthday...
  • Ice cream and cake cake cake! Birthday time!
  • Is attending their own birthday party.
  • It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
  • It's my birthday people!!! Come on!
  • Picked up some chips and dip for my birthday bash tonight.
  • Somebody had better remember my birthday bash tonight.
  • Someone pinned the tail on me at my birthday party.
  • We are going out to celebrate my birthday. Come join us!
  • Who wants to take me out for my b-day? Someplace nice!

Holidays

  • <Bitizen name> just moved in, holiday party at our place! Silly hats only.
  • Come on down to the <floor name>, we got great stocking stuffers.
  • Doing crazy holiday business at the <floor name>!
  • Everyone at the <floor name> deserves a holiday bonus!
  • Everyone ready for the holidays?
  • Good thing I came into work, Santa is here at the <floor name>!
  • Got up to my new place, I need help to put up the tree. Any help? Please?
  • Happy holidays to all my coworkers at the <floor name>!
  • Hard day of work over at the <floor name>, but holiday party is 2nite!
  • Holiday deals on everything at the <floor name>, stop on by.
  • I can't find anywhere to fit my snowman in this new place.
  • I think the new roommate <Bitizen name> is Santa Claus.
  • I think there are some angry elves trapped in the ventilation.
  • Is that caroling coming from <Bitizen name>'s room? Please no!
  • It seems like the <floor name> is always busy during the holidays.
  • Just fully stocked the <floor name>, going to be a busy holiday season.
  • Lets watch the ball drop at my new place! Someone just needs to bring a TV.
  • My new apartment is nice, but the elves are sort of wierd.
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> acts like an elf.
  • My new roommate <Bitizen name> sings terrible carols constantly.
  • New roomie <Bitizen name> has the appetite of a reindeer.
  • New to the building, if you hear someone singing carols it's not me.
  • Not much to do here, guess I will just work on my Santa costume.
  • Our new roommate <Bitizen name> asked if we had deer food... wow.
  • Someone keeps putting coal in my stocking?!
  • Someone stole my snowman! It really tied the room together. :(
  • Space is tight in my new place, might cancel the New Years Party.
  • The <floor name> elves are getting it done.
  • The new roomie <Bitizen name> has a huge tree! Woot!
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> has 17 reindeer, or it smells like it.
  • The new roommate <Bitizen name> really likes my wreaths.
  • Tiny Tower is nice, but can anyone tell me where the chimney is?
  • Wearing holiday socks today, luckily nobody can tell.
  • Wearing my Santa outfit today, totally turning some heads.
  • Woot, just scored a seasonal job at the <floor name>.

Working

Getting Hired

  • Actually looking forward to working at the <floor name>.
  • Bah, new job at the <floor name> blows.
  • Can't believe the <floor name> hired me, LOL.
  • Don't think this <floor name> job is going to work out well.
  • Dreading going to work at the <floor name> today. :(
  • Everyone at the <floor name> deserves a raise!
  • Everyone who works at the <floor name> is super cool.
  • Found my missing sock and got a great job at the <floor name>!
  • Found work at the <floor name>, I'm gonna fit in well here.
  • Got a bad performance review at the <floor name> :(
  • Got a job at the <floor name>, super excited!
  • Got hired at the <floor name> even with my "creative" resume.
  • Got hired at the <floor name>. Yay?
  • Hard day of work over at the <floor name>, who's up for a drink?
  • High-fives to all my coworkers at the <floor name>!
  • Hmm, not sure I'm a great fit fot the <floor name>...
  • I am so unqualified to be working at the <floor name>.
  • I am the perfect fit for this new opening at the <floor name>.
  • I can't wait to start at my new job at the <floor name>!
  • I don't think I really fit in at the <floor name>.
  • I get to work at the <floor name>! I must be dreaming!
  • I have always wanted to work at the <floor name> and now I am!
  • I have never seen the <floor name> this busy.
  • I hope I don't have to work at the <floor name> too long. :(
  • I never thought I would end up working at a <floor name>.
  • Just got a job at the <floor name>, I'm so excited!!!
  • Landed a gig at the <floor name>, it's the perfect fit for me.
  • My new boss at the <floor name> actually seems pretty cool.
  • Need a job bad so I will have to work at the <floor name>.
  • Oh boy, I don't know how long I am gonna last at the <floor name>.
  • Really digging my new job at the <floor name>. Swing by!
  • Super happy to be working at the <floor name>! :D
  • That's right, I work at the <floor name> :) Jealous?
  • The <floor name> is the coolest job on the planet.
  • The new boss at the <floor name> actually seems pretty cool.
  • The only job I could find was at the crummy <floor name>.
  • They don't pay me enough to work at the <floor name>.
  • Things seem to sell themselves here at the <floor name>.
  • This new <floor name> job is going to be perfect for me.
  • Ugh, I can't believe I have to work at the <floor name> all day.
  • We are the best workers the <floor name> has ever had!
  • We've been working really hard at the <floor name>.
  • Woohoo! I'm employee of the week!
  • Woot, just scored my dream job at the <floor name>.
  • Work today at the <floor name>. Noooo!
  • Working at the <floor name> is my passion. That and LOL cats.
  • Working at the <floor name> is pretty much the perfect job.
  • Working at the <floor name> now. Not thrilled.
  • Working at the <floor name> now. This is the best job ever!
  • Working hard and playing hard at the <floor name>.
  • Worst job evar!

Busy/Stocked Floor

  • Better come quick if you want anything from the <floor name>.
  • Come and get it! Everything available at the <floor name>.
  • Come into the <floor name> and I will give you a good deal.
  • Come on down to the <floor name>, we got what you want.
  • Come to the <floor name>, we have way too much stuff.
  • Doing crazy business at the <floor name>!
  • Doing great business at the <floor name>, should get a raise!
  • Finished stocking the <floor name>... can I have a break now?
  • Fully stocked the <floor name>, now I can kick back!
  • Getting mobbed at the <floor name>.
  • Good thing I came into work, the <floor name> is slammed today.
  • Great deals on everything at the <floor name>, stop on by.
  • Hard day of work over at the <floor name>, who's up for a drink?
  • High-fives to all my coworkers at the <floor name>!
  • Holy smokes, the <floor name> is packed right now.
  • I have never seen the <floor name> this busy.
  • Impressive profits from the <floor name>.
  • It seems like the <floor name> is always busy.
  • Just finished stocking the <floor name>, should be set for a while.
  • Just fully stocked the <floor name>, going to be a busy day.
  • Just got a bonus for fully stocking the <floor name>.
  • LOL, there is literally a line out the door of the <floor name>.
  • Looong day of work at the <floor name>. Got a lot done though!
  • Now would be a good time to stop by the <floor name>!
  • Overstocked at the <floor name>, everything must go!!!
  • The <floor name> employees are getting it done.
  • The <floor name> is a well oiled machine.
  • The <floor name> is fully locked and loaded!
  • The <floor name> is gonna rock around the clock tonight.
  • The <floor name> is hot!
  • The <floor name> is open for business, fully stocked!
  • Things are going swimmingly at the <floor name>.
  • Things seem to sell themselves here at the <floor name>.
  • Thx to every1 for helping me stock the <floor name>!
  • We got tons of stuff done at the <floor name> today.
  • We have anything you could want at the <floor name>.
  • We have a pretty big selection of stuff at the <floor name>.
  • We have been working really hard at the <floor name>.
  • We have so much stuff to sell at the <floor name>...
  • We just got tons of stock in at the <floor name>.
  • Wow, business is booming at the <floor name>.

Closed Floor

  • Came to work at the <floor name> but nobody is here!
  • Closing the <floor name>, the boss aint gonna like this!
  • Closing up the <floor name>, hope I don't lose my job!
  • Do I still get paid if the <floor name> is closed?
  • Don't come to the <floor name>, we are closed.
  • Got off work from the <floor name>, they had to close early.
  • I hope I still get paid even though the <floor name> isn't open.
  • I remember when we used to sell stuff at the <floor name>.
  • I work at the <floor name> but it's not open today.
  • Lights out! No more left at the <floor name>.
  • Out of stock at the <floor name>, shutting off the lights. :(
  • Really slow at the <floor name>. Playing Pocket Frogs, LOL.
  • Sorry for the <floor name> being closed, hope to be open soon!
  • Still waiting for the <floor name> to open.
  • The <floor name> is closed again!!!
  • The <floor name> is still closed. Does that mean I can go home?
  • Uh, who turned out the lights at the <floor name>? LOL
  • Waiting for a shipment at the <floor name>, will have to close up!
  • Waiting to open the <floor name>. Any time now guys!
  • When is the <floor name> going to open! I need to work!
  • Whoops, somebody goofed. We have to close the <floor name>.
  • Would love to sell you stuff at the <floor name> but we're out!
  • Yay, no work today! They had to close the <floor name>! :D

Random

  • :P
  • >_<
  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  • Aaaaaaaaahh! Help, I'm falling off Tiny Tower! Help!
  • A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
  • A storm's brewing, I can feel it in my pixels.
  • Ack, I'm gonna be late for my spin class.
  • All I want is everything. Is that a problem?
  • All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground...and miss.
  • Am I pretty?
  • Anybody have a cup of sugar I can borrow?
  • Anybody up for a rooftop barbecue?
  • Anybody want a peanut?
  • Anyone here interested in putting together a poetry slam?
  • Anyone want to catch a movie tonight?
  • Anyone want to form a band? I can play the accordian!
  • Are mustaches really in style? I think they are gross.
  • Been looking for like 20 mins, I can't find a way out of the building!
  • Bitbook I <3 U
  • Buying 1 set of bagpipes, willing to spend around 200 coins.
  • Can someone help me? I locked myself inside my apartment!
  • Can't stop posting on BitBook. I just ate a ham sandwich!
  • Clones are people two.
  • Did anyone else see two little twin girls standing in the hallway? Creepy.
  • Did anyone watch the game last night? Wow!
  • Do you think there are sharks in here? I'm afraid of sharks.
  • Does anyone feel like helping me put together some furniture?
  • Does anyone have a B-Day coming up? I have way too much ice cream.
  • Does anyone have some enchilada sauce I can borrow?
  • Does anyone know the pet policy here? I have 2 Persian tigers.
  • Does everyone have such tiny feet? Maybe it's just me...
  • Don't panic!
  • Drip, drip, drip. Someone needs to fix my faucet!
  • Ever notice that nobody sits down? There are even chairs all over!
  • Everybody is having fun without me :(
  • Experiment: Everyone jump up in the air in exactly 5 minutes.
  • Feeling a little stiff today.
  • Found a giant superball online, tempted to get one and drop it off the roof.
  • Going to go camping up on the roof this weekend.
  • Good news! I saw a dog today!
  • Good thing it never snows here.
  • Got ice cream on the couch. Just flipped the cushion over.
  • Got some tickets to a whale rodeo.
  • Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • Haters gonna hate.
  • Have you ever wondered if we all exist inside a computer simulation?
  • Hello? Is this thing on?
  • Hey! No bikes in the hall!
  • Hmm, smells like asbestos!
  • How about that local sports team?
  • How does this thing work? Testing 1-2-3. Hello World.
  • How many bits would a Bitizen byte if a Bitizen could byte bits?
  • I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
  • I believe that we were all born out of a little app icon. I know, sounds nuts.
  • I can't even tell what this thing in the fridge used to be.
  • I can't find a decent hair jelly in this place.
  • I can't find a good place to display my stamp collection.
  • I challenge my neighbors to a duel. Water pistols at dawn!
  • I deserve a treat, going out to dinner tonight!
  • I did not just spit off the roof. Did not. I promise.
  • I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
  • I don't think. Therefore I am not.
  • I feel like dancing!
  • I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  • I feel like someone is watching over us.
  • I got this awesome game on my phone, it's called "snake".
  • I hope my neighbors can't hear me singing in the shower.
  • I hope nobody sees me taking my golf clubs up to the roof. Shhh!
  • I intend to live forever. So far so good.
  • I just got a new phone! Now to put my Pocket Frogs on it.
  • I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite!
  • I just LOL'ed so hard I almost roffled my waffles.
  • I just ran into a Bitizen that looked just like me! Maybe we are twins!
  • I just saw someone flying a kite out their window!
  • I keep having nightmares about a giant finger smooshing me. :(
  • I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
  • I like candy, bubblegum and taffy.
  • I like smiling. Smiling's my favorite.
  • I like to imagine a soundtrack playing to everything I am doing.
  • I like to rollerblade around the tower, it's much faster.
  • I live life by some simple rules: walk around, yawn, and blink.
  • I love lamp.
  • I love smiling, smiling's my favorite.
  • I need a date for this weekend! Anyone out there interested?
  • I need a Maroon Tingo Anura, please help!
  • I need a new hair style to mix things up.
  • I need a plumber to fix my sink and save a princess.
  • I need some new designer threads.
  • I need someone to play hacky sack with. Any takers?
  • I need to exercise more and keep my bits nimble!
  • I need to learn to accessorize.
  • I notice that a lot of people wear the same clothes every day.
  • I really need some new shoes.
  • I think I am coming down with a virus...
  • I think I need a software update, I keep bugging out LOL.
  • I think I saw Bigfoot on the next floor down!
  • I think I saw Justin Bieber! Does he live here?
  • I think I'm just going to lie on the couch all day.
  • I think someone in the tower has a crush on me...no hints though!
  • I think there are some Angry Birds trapped in the ventilation.
  • I think, therefore I blink.
  • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
  • I used up all my sicks days, so I'm calling in dead.
  • I wanna polka!
  • I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon! Till then I play Moon Drop.
  • I want to believe.
  • I want to book a trip to Fiji!
  • I wish I had some new clothes :(
  • I wish someone would give me some new clothes!
  • I would kill for a hamburger right now.
  • If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
  • If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer!
  • If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
  • If you are going to walk on thin ice you might as well dance.
  • If you see gum on the floor, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
  • I'm a cottonheaded ninny-muggins.
  • I'm confused...wait...maybe I'm not.
  • I'm freezing! Can't we turn up the heat just a little?
  • I'm getting too old for this.
  • I'm gonna visit every single floor today. Tiny Tower grand tour!
  • I'm having a terrible day. I don't want to talk about it.
  • I'm in a glass case of emotion!
  • I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
  • I'm not anti-social...I'm just not user friendly.
  • I'm offering bagpipe, tuba and drum lessons. Only 10 coins per session!
  • I'm selling Tiny Tower t-shirts if anyone want any. Small and XXL only.
  • I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
  • I'm thinking about changing my outfit. What do you think?
  • Is anyone else constantly hearing background music?
  • It's turtles all the way down!
  • Just disassembled every piece of furniture in my apartment.
  • Just finished putting away stuff. Anyone seen my 26 foot python?
  • Just moved in, finally somewhere quiet to practice my bagpipes.
  • Just passed someone on their way to the roof with a parachute.
  • Just saw a ghost! Tiny Tower is haunted by the spirits of evicted Bitizens!
  • Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
  • Let's go hot water, I need to take a shower.
  • LOL
  • Looking for an accordian player for our band. Mustache preferred.
  • Lost my contact. Everyone look for a clear pixel on the floor.
  • Lost my pet frog Wally. He is green and small. 100 coin reward if found!
  • Mmm. I just burned my tongue.
  • My dream is to be a lumberjack some day.
  • My neighbor is one bit short of a byte, if you know what I mean.
  • My neighbor sings in the shower and they have zero talent.
  • My neighbor won't stop blasting chiptunes all night long. Argh!
  • My posts keep disappearing. Stop censoring me Nimblebit!
  • Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
  • New here, is there a book club?
  • Nice weather we've been having. It's always blue skies!
  • Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
  • Not much to do here, guess I will just pace back and forth for a bit.
  • No one likes my feather boas I can tell
  • O_O
  • Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
  • Out walking my pet fish.
  • Parachute for sale. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
  • Pass this message on to 3 more people or u will have bad luk!
  • People can be so two dimensional sometimes.
  • People wearing sunglasses indoors: not as cool as you think.
  • Poker game Friday night at my place. Bring snacks!
  • Putting my life together, bit by bit.
  • Q_Q
  • Rock n Roll baby! WOOOO!
  • Scientists have discovered sub-pixels! Mind-boggling!
  • Selling 1 argyle sock, slightly used. Serious inquiries only please.
  • Selling 1 brown sofa, slightly used. 150 coins, OBO.
  • Selling 1 refrigerator, like new. Food not included. 300 coins.
  • Selling 16 feather boas, assorted colors. Serious offers only!
  • Some people repeat themselves too often.
  • Somebody's boring me... I think it's me.
  • Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
  • Someone is tapping out morse code on my water pipes.
  • Someone keeps following me, or maybe they just live here.
  • Someone keeps slipping rude drawings under my door?!
  • Someone stole my rug! It really tied the room together. :(
  • Sometimes I feel like all I do is pace back and forth all day.
  • Sometimes I get the feeling that we are being watched.
  • Sometimes I just feel so tiny, ya know?
  • Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't
  • Sometimes I just feel trapped in this tiny tower.
  • Sometimes I wish I had more resolution.
  • Sometimes I wonder about the other Bitizens that live here...
  • Sometimes it feels like my life is in someone else's hands.
  • Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
  • Stop yawning people! Get some more sleep, geeze.
  • Surprise race! First one to the roof wins!
  • TGIF! I think.. Actually I have no clue what day it is.
  • The commute to work is killing me :(
  • The future isn't what it used to be...
  • The only job where you start at the top is digging a hole.
  • The rent is too darn high!
  • The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
  • There are only 10 types of people in this world...
  • There are so many...interesting people living here.
  • There are two kinds of people: those who finish what they start and...
  • They say the universe is at least 150 gigapixels wide...
  • Think they would let us start a veggie garden on the roof?
  • Trapped in a phone, please send help!
  • Trying to get a Caribbean steel drum band set up. Anybody play?
  • Trying to get a Tiny Tower indoor wiffle ball league started.
  • We are trapped in here I tell you!!! Trapped!
  • Wearing mis-matched socks today, luckily nobody can tell.
  • Wearing my best oufit today, totally turning some heads.
  • Welp, time to get ready for work. Ugh!!
  • What is the alligator policy in this building?
  • What is the llama policy in this building?
  • What is the tiger policy in this building?
  • What is the trampoline policy in this building?
  • What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels...
  • What's with all the guys with beards?
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • When the moon hits your eye that is 1 pixel wide, it's amore!
  • Where the heck am I supposed to park my car?
  • Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
  • Who messed with the heat? It's like a sauna in here.
  • Why is everything so blocky? Not very child safe.
  • Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
  • Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
  • Wow! Just saw someone that had to be at least 20 pixels tall!
  • You can't have everything...Where would you put it?

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Here's a few examples of some BitBook posts.